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ANNOUNCEMENT

I have launched a series of blog posts called Featured Mommypreneurs in collaboration with mommypreneurs (i.e. mommies entrepreneurs). Let me know if you're interested to join me to feature your products / services. :)

 

 

What A Mobile Phone Could Do

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it!

FIRST: The Emergency Number Worldwide for Mobile is 112.
If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you. Interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry?
This may come in handy someday. If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. You could be hundreds of miles away and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

THIRD: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#

Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: *#06#

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

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Women's Jokes

Dedicated to Smart Women who need a laugh and to Men who think they handle it!

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo-ooo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she." (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

WIFE VS HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says "HEBREWS"

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5am." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5am. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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The bleeding never stops...

Beep-beep!

"Keep in touch :)"

June found herself smiling.

"It's him," she whispered gently while touching the screen of her mobile phone.

Tristan - the reason for her to go on.

She had to be away from him for a while. He agreed. He said whatever will be, will be. She could not ask for more. They were not a couple. They were the very best of friends. In fact, they were MORE than friends but...

*Sigh*

June was intrigued by the kind of relationship that they have. Best friend? Friend? Definitely NOT boyfriend. So?

She really had to go. So, she went without him. However, they never keep in touch with one another.

A year later, she heard that he had graduated and was working at the town where they met.

"Why didn't he go back to his hometown? Is he trying to tell me that he's waiting for me?"

No definite answers to her questions because she never had the chance to ask him.

Another year passed by. She came back to the town where they met. She will work in that town as well. She saw him. He's as handsome and as caring as ever.

But something was amiss.

He was not paying as much attention to her as to Lorraine.

Lorraine? She's their co-worker.

Three months later, they were engaged. Tristan and Lorraine.

Fate.

*Flash back*

Six months after June left town, Lorraine went to work at the place where Tristan worked. Lorraine was originally from that town but she never knew Tristan personally. In those one and a half years, Tristan and Lorraine began to know each other while June was in another town, awaiting, totally unprepared of what was going to happen soon...

*****

June was heartbroken. She cried for months. She had waited in vain.

The moment the engagement was announced, her heart died within her.

*****

Six months after the engagement, they were married.

*****

The bleeding never stop. Until now.

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Fortune Cookies

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God's Clinic















Credit to the creator of this lovely presentation.

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To Those Who Love Their Bosses

This is a nice joke to share. Haha...

In memory of all those who love their bosses.

A guy calls up his boss, but gets the boss' wife instead.

"I'm afraid he died last week," she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the Boss.

"I told you," the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

He replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."

Moral of the story: Be nice to your staff.

Wuakakakakaka... Thank God I'm not a boss.

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Which Floor Are You Now?

A store that sells husbands has just been opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
1. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
2. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,452,128 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Happy Moments

Gosh! See what I got here! Hehehe.....


One of the many many many many........happy moments captured during an entertaining birthday celebration for two of the gals plus karaoke session on a Friday night at Neway, 1 Utama. We are definitely the happiest bunch of 'kakis' at this moment :)

See all the smiiiiiiillllllinnnngggg faces. Wish I could make all of them into smileys. Hahaha!

Here are some funny takes inspired by a black-n-white striped headband. Well... This is the advantage of being a part of the creative-content team! Hehe...

Take One - ala Rambo

Take Two - Smart-n-Sexy Necktie


Take Three - Creating Ju-On!


For those who know who we are... don't hesitate to join us for the next karaoke sessions to come :P

Ooopppsss... I got karaoke addiction now. Wey, next time we sing for 4 straight hours la!

*Wink*
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第一型 完美型

一号特性:改革者。

基本恐惧:怕自己错、变坏、被腐败。

基本欲望:希望自己是对的、好的、贞洁的、有诚信的。

对自己的要求:只要我做得对,我就 OK 了。

特质:世界是黑白分明的,对是对,错是错;做人一定要公正,有节制;做事一定要有效率。

顺境 (被认同时) : 追求崇高的理想,追求完美。

逆境 (不被认同时) :过度批判,缺乏弹性,自以为是。

处理感情的方法: 压抑,否定,将感情注入工作 / 活动中,追求完美,愿意跟大队,讨厌不守规则的人。

身体语言:挺硬,可以长久保持,同一姿势;面部表情变化少,严肃,笑容不多;讲话方式 / 语调缺乏幽默感,直接;毫不留情,不懂得婉转;重复讯息多次;速度偏慢,声线较尖。

常用词汇: 应该、不应该;对、错;不、不是的;照规矩。

工作环境:环境稳定不变;精确工作标准,技术性;不需牵涉办公室政治。

不能处理逆境时出现的特征:强逼性性格。

背后感情:愤怒 / 憎厌 / 嫌弃 / 忞憎;吹毛求疵;需索过度,要求过高;支配;驾驭 / 控制;完美主义;高度控制;自我批评;追求高度自律他律。

一号警钟:过强的责任感,我不做谁做,还是我做更好,执着于纠正 / 组织 / 控制环境;焦点放在错;担子日益沉重。

座右铭:循规蹈矩。

典型冲突:我对你错。

优点:肯承担责任 , 有正义感。

缺点:不时看到可以改善的地方 , 令同事觉得总是做得不够好。

最适宜的工作环境:架构明显 , 规条清晰 , 需要留意细节。

不适宜的工作环境:新公司 / 新生意 , 变化大。

管理方案:以身作则。

令人舒服地方:公正 / 赏罚分明 / 情绪稳定。

令人不舒服地方:批判态度 / 追求完美 / 吹毛求疵。

沟通要素:措辞精确 , 不得模棱两可;说话要具权威性;有心理准备一号倾向批判 , 尝试将批判 , 说话转化为正面的建议;容许一号辩论事情的正反两面;帮助一号抒发心中的不满;尊重一号的理想及远见;赞誉一号订立的卓越水准;诚恳 / 公正;安排受一号新生的人给予经常性的响应;确保一切程序及架构的清晰度;教育一号 (错) 是 (对) 的校调点。

时间管理:与时间竞赛;解救方案;不必要 (完美), (够好) 就可以了;焦点为在目标 / 结果;支持一号做出授权;帮一号将对别人的批判转化为建议;拨出时间放松及享受生命 , 太紧逼的时间表令一号过度自我批判。

达成协议:一号容易将协议误会为妥协;一号的字典中没有妥协 , 只有对与错;将事实 / 数据搞清楚 , 引导一号去商讨双赢的决定。

常见问题:鼓气袋 , 无病呻吟 , 偏见。

解救方法:邀请一号讲出不满;欣赏他的责任感及承诺感;帮助他对事物拥有平衡的看法。

九型人格测试
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鼠年行大运!


在新春之际祝福所有的朋友们2008
“鼠”不盡的快樂!
“鼠”不盡的收獲!
“鼠”不盡的鈔票!
“鼠”不盡的笑容!
“鼠”不盡的幸福!
“鼠”不盡的朋友!
“鼠”不盡的喜氣!
“鼠”不盡的財富!
“鼠”不盡的甜蜜!
“鼠”不盡的激情!
“鼠”不盡的活力!
“鼠”不盡的健康!
“鼠”不尽的美满生活!
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