When I was doing some housekeeping last weekend, I found some cute fluffy bears given by my gal friends a few years back.
Me (touching the bears): These are the onnnlllyyy (stressing the word only) bears I have gotten as presents in my entire life.
Fiance: Oh, you want bears meh?
Me (pondering for a second): Well, I'm not a typical girl. That's why I never get typical presents from you lor.
Fiance: More likely because I'm not an unimaginative guy so that's why you don't get unimaginative presents.
Me: *shut up*