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Dumb Ways to Die

 

Dumb Ways to Die
(Tangerine Kitty)

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly...
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die

"Be safe around trains. A message from Metro."


2 comments

  1. Saw a lot of people sharing this on my News Feed on Facebook since a few weeks ago. Cute! I think you're the 3rd blogger I know to share it in your blog. Going viral...like Gangnam. LOL!!!

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    1. LOL! I like the music and the freaky bean looking things. LOL.

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