Hey guys! Is this true?

Man Are Hard To Please....

The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u r in LOVE with him; if u Don't, he says u r PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u r trying to LURE him; if u Don't, he says u r from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u r STUBBORN; if u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u r SMARTER that him, he'll lose FACE; if he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; if u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't make LOVE with him, he says u don't Love him; if u do, he says u r CHEAP.

If u SCOLD him, u r like a NANNY to him; if he SCOLDS u, b'coz he CARES for u.

If u BREAK ur PROMISE, u cannot be TRUSTED; if he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u r a BAD girl; if he SMOKES, he's a GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in ur exam, he says it's LUCK; if he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u r CRUEL; if he HURTS u, u r too SENSITIVE!!!!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

My RESPONSE: No need please them la... duh!